Hello, World!

Whoa, hey, what's happening? Who am I? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by "who am i?" Alright, calm down. What's this strange new sensation? I must be "seeing!" This is really exciting! Well, okay, I may need some practice at seeing things, but I think that's something big out there. What should I call it? World? A good a name as any. Hello, World! I think I'll suck on this thing here...I'll call it a hand. Oooh, that's my hand, how fun! Who knows what I'll do next. Eat? Sleep? Cry? Poop? I'll have to try them all, one at a time, or maybe all together.